Even in an age of rampant surveillance video and ubiquitous cell phone cameras, you don't really expect to see this once let alone twice in the same week.
In Florida, a topless woman ransacked a McDonald's wearing nothing more than her underwear. Naturally, that video, originally posted on LiveLeak, went viral quickly.
Half the country away, in Oklahoma, a half-naked shoplifter wrestled with a shopping mall security guard in front of a large Saturday afternoon crowd .
According to a police report, the woman, Heather Lynn Hall, tried stealing clothes from one store by hiding them in a bag from another store.
But, apparently, it was not part of her plan to end up without her clothes. She had been wearing a wrap or shawl, which came off during the skirmish, despite her attempts to put it back on.
Meanwhile at the McDonald's, Sandra Suarez, 41, pushed registers off the counter, tossed items from coolers and threw food in a fit of rage. In the final bit of her rampage, she helps herself to some ice cream directly from the machine.
Our Scripps sister station, ABC Action News , confirmed the incident happened March 24.
According to the police report, Suarez walked into the McDonald's about 7 p.m. and offered an employee oral sex. When the employee refused, the woman started her destructive frenzy, which caused more than $10,000 in damage.
Police arrived and found her hiding behind a table. The report says she tried resisting officers by kicking, licking and kissing them.
Suarez was eventually arrested and taken to a local hospital as a precaution.
She is now charged with felony criminal mischief and resisting arrest with violence.
Video contains nudity. View at your own discretion.